Jeremy Turner's Stuff

Ruining my personal brand on my own terms since 1975.

Never lead with “cow foot.” It only brings disappointment. (Taken with instagram)

Never lead with “cow foot.” It only brings disappointment. (Taken with instagram)

Aw TiVo, why you be trollin’? This was by far my favorite survey yet.

Aw TiVo, why you be trollin’? This was by far my favorite survey yet.

jjffo:

(via 1956 Baseball Team Mascots)

jjffo:

(via 1956 Baseball Team Mascots)

"six types of stars on twitter" →

4. I liked what you said to me, but I don’t have a very good reply and the train is coming.

Seriously, I don’t even like this band, and the type is kind of cheesy, man-pain black t-shirt hot-topic-y, but, damn that illustration; the sense of scale. Gorgeous. (via OMG Posters! » Archive » Ken Taylor’s Poster for Last Night’s At The Drive-In Show)

Seriously, I don’t even like this band, and the type is kind of cheesy, man-pain black t-shirt hot-topic-y, but, damn that illustration; the sense of scale. Gorgeous. (via OMG Posters! » Archive » Ken Taylor’s Poster for Last Night’s At The Drive-In Show)

new-aesthetic:

“You may periodically hear what sounds to be birds in distress. These are recorded devices that help us reduce the actual bird population in the Terminal without harming the birds. We appreciate everyone’s understanding on this matter.”
Taken by wkbdyb at Detroit airport, via Instagram.

new-aesthetic:

“You may periodically hear what sounds to be birds in distress. These are recorded devices that help us reduce the actual bird population in the Terminal without harming the birds. We appreciate everyone’s understanding on this matter.”

Taken by wkbdyb at Detroit airport, via Instagram.

nevver:

“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.” 
― H.P. Lovecraft

nevver:

“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.”
H.P. Lovecraft

An earthquake wakes a couple in the middle of the night. The Intelligent Encyclopedia, connected to an online service informs them of the severity of the earthquake and makes safety tips readily available.

 (via @kottke and if:book: Back to the Future — In honor of Encyclopedia Britannica giving up its print edition)

An earthquake wakes a couple in the middle of the night. The Intelligent Encyclopedia, connected to an online service informs them of the severity of the earthquake and makes safety tips readily available.
(via @kottke and if:book: Back to the Future — In honor of Encyclopedia Britannica giving up its print edition)

CV Dazzle™ is camouflage from computer vision (CV). It is a form of expressive interference that combines makeup and hair styling (or other modifications) with face-detection thwarting designs.
CV Dazzle: Camouflage From Computer Vision by Adam Harvey

CV Dazzle™ is camouflage from computer vision (CV). It is a form of expressive interference that combines makeup and hair styling (or other modifications) with face-detection thwarting designs.

CV Dazzle: Camouflage From Computer Vision by Adam Harvey

Hello, I’m Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket. And I’m writing to you today on behalf of Al Franken-a Senator who stands up for real people (including those of us who make a living posing for stock photos).
(via @mat - Al Franken Endorsed By Stock Photography)

Hello, I’m Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket. And I’m writing to you today on behalf of Al Franken-a Senator who stands up for real people (including those of us who make a living posing for stock photos).

(via @mat - Al Franken Endorsed By Stock Photography)