Jeremy Turner's Stuff

Ruining my personal brand on my own terms since 1975.

5) A mashup of “Back to the Future” and “Speed”

“You built a Time Machine? Out of a city bus?”

It seemed like a good idea until the Libyans rigged the bus with explosives to get back at Doc for steeling their plutonium. Now if it goes below 55 MPH, the bus explodes. But if it goes over 88 MPH, it travels through time.

— Ironic Sans: Remaindered Ideas Part III